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A lot of parents want to take newborn photos of their kids and share them with others. Patricia Williams was no different in this regard. […]

It’s fair to say most people enjoy an extraordinary bond with grandpas and grandmas. They’re kind, thoughtful, and usually a little less strict regarding the rules than our […]

Update (Sunday Nov 19, 2023): Former first lady, Rosalyn Carter has passed away at the age of 96. Her passing was announced by The Carter […]

The whole internet collaborated to determine what this kitchen tool was. The mixer with rotating parts was patented in 1856 by Baltimore, Maryland, tinner Ralph […]

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t […]

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They […]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting […]

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if […]

Frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking […]

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbor- hood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between […]

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with […]

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight […]

An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady […]

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman […]

JAN: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. FEB: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t […]

A teacher asked her class “What is s*x?”   Johnny got up and said: “S*x is a *temptation*, caused by a *sensation*, where a boy […]

A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings […]

A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom…   […]

My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night.   “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within […]

When Rochelle Township High School student Aubrey Headdon chose her prom dress, she knew she wanted something special. Inspired by the 25 fallen Marines from […]