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A man is walking home late at night
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a […]
Funny – Three older ladies were discussing
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in […]
A woman and her husband broke the monotony
Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, a woman and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. She went […]
A woman ls at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the […]
Annoying Train
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired […]
Mothers Know
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going […]
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend.
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made […]
Funny – Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at […]
Funny – Two nuns were shopping
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool […]
Story – Home DIRTY HUSBAND WIFE HILARIOUS JOKE: NO MORE BAD HEADACHES?
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband […]
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting […]
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.”
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do […]
A lady lost her handbag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in […]
A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after.
A woman had twin babies and fell asleep immediately after. A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is […]
An Irishman And A Lady Were Celebrating
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness, A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too. […]
A husband and wife were having
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband […]
FUNNY – SISTER BARBARA
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents […]
Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit?
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter […]
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the […]